Happy 18th birthday Jis
So another ones turned 18.
Nvm nvm soon soon.
Ahaha.
Finally! Iv edited my blogskin (still no finished yet though).
First time doing it by myself.
I know, noob right? yea.
Hahah.
Oh and gonna go back to my sec school with a couple of friends,
to go collect the mofo testimonial.
Err not sure what to blog about already.
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AYE!
These past few days has been totally awesome-o-never-bluff-you.
HAHA, really!
On Tuesday, A'an, Slay, Didi, Sharil and yours truely
got invited to a chalet organized by the banking course ppl.
We felt fucking unwelcome when we first arrived to
Unit F12.
Cus we were from a diff course,
and we didnt know anyone from banking accept for a few guys which only 1 came.
Sanks ah,
MUHAMMAD HISHAM!
We first got to know the ULTIMATE Minah.
She could tear out a person's heart from the body
just by moving her eyebrows. I swear.
But, looks can be deceiving i fucking swear.
When we got to know her, she was actually a nice person. really.
Oh, she had a teeny-weeny disciple.
They called her Kecik.
Shes really small, but also a nice person.
So, during the first day of chalet, there werent much,
accept for the night walk. Fucking exciting.
Went to the Red house, explored the swamps till there was a dead end.
Went to the tower. (spookey place, i swear) Walking its trail.
Than headed back to the chalet.
Wednesday.
On the second day, i woke up to see my 4 loyal classmates missing.
Thanks guys! CB...
So i was the only SE guy there. Felt fucking awkward.
But then after washing up, they asked me to go for a dip in the pool.
First i said i was tired and all, but when they said there were
girls in bikini, i fucking felt energized.
Hahah. So we went to the pool.
Dived, Swam, Joked a little till the weather got fucking hot.
Got back to the chalet.
Oh ya, then there was this guy, they called him SENG.
Hes fucking retarded i tell u.
Really. Funny, but retarded. A die-hard Man U fan.
People wear a Man U jersey with pride an honour,
this fellow use the jersey to wipe his sweat.
Retarded right?! Original jersey somemore. HAhah.
Keep farting like no ones business, dig nose all.
hahahah hilarious guy lah.
Getting back to the story, a little bit in the afternoon,
they decide to start barbecuing. Finally, the SE guys got back.
The were over at Slay's place, god knows what they did.
Sharil went home. 3 guys alone in the house, hmmmmm.
Ahaha. When the arrived we started the fire.
Than, on with the fest.
Cyeah right ''fest''. Only when the Malay guys were cooking.
When we handed the pit over to the babi gorengs.
NICE! The grill was hot, but nothing got cooked.
Than after bout half an hour, Slay, Didi and A'an were back in action.
Slay, slaying every monstreous chicken wing in sight with his deadly tongs.
And his loyal desciple Didi, aiding him by continuously casting
wind magic to keep the scorching fire alive.
A'an's job as a royal knight, was to apply yellow stuff
to the enemy, to make them suffer even more under the heat.
And me, i watched from afar to watch over them. HAHAHAH.
Awesome BBQ.
We had winglets, stingray and the usual sausages and crabmeat.
Later that night, we all chipped in some cash for Jim Beam.
Went outside to the BBQ pits near the waterbreaker to drink.
I swear i got drunk that night.
It felt like i was sleepwalking.
Got back to the chalet and after some nonsense, i fell asleep.
Thursday.
By then it was alr 10mins to 4am.
I woke up the next morning at 9am.
Than after the normal routine, we checked out.
Didi Slay An and i headed straight to Sentosa.
Got to Harbourfront and waited for Mas and gang.
Disappointed cus there were no chicks.
Met up with them and got onto the monorail towards sentosa.
Settled down at Palawan.
A'an and i got into the water.
Didi and Slay had to go off to some job interview.
Swam abit, made fucking heavy sandballs.
R.I.P Tommy.
THANKS A'AN! THANKS!
After that, we washed up, and had dinner at Harbourfront foodcourt.
By then, we were all fucking tired. Really really.
Headed straight home, reached at bout 11.50.
Claered out all the dirty clothes from my bag and fell asleep on the couch.
Friday.
It was Bieeeel's birthday.
Met up with Lin and Mira at the Esplanade's rooftop to suprise Biel.
So when the birthday girl arrived, there were only 4 of us.
Had cake as we waited for the very punctual ppl, A'an and Slay.
A'an soon came. Slay was unforgivable.
Walked around at Marina square till Lin's Bf, BARAKO! came with his shiny van.
Biel left with her bestie to paragon.
We planned to meet them there. i think.
So the 5 of us, An,Slay,Lin,Mira and i took Barako's shiny silver van there.
THANKS BARAKO-BRO.
Arrived at Paragon, drank a little at starbucks, met Biel,
met their friend Shikin. And headed to Lucky Plaza for dinner.
After dinner Biel's bestie went home.
And we headed to Marina Kepple Bay to chill and Drink.
Super fun. Laughed, smoked a little.
At bout 11+ we headed home in the Shiny silver van.
Barako sent Shikin first,
than Biel,
than A'an,
than Slay,
than Yours truely.
Awesome day!
Saturday.
Heard from Biel theres some beach party by 98.7 at Siloso.
So planned to meet up with some friends.
In the end, only Slay, Yul, Din and i showed up.
The party wasnt than awesome in the earlier part.
Then we met Joseph, Lina and her date(forgot his name) and some of their frens.
When Plain Sunset and Electrico made their appearence and did their gig,
that was when the real party began.
The was a MOSH, and audiences got tossed around.
Fucking fun! Music is the sex i tell u.
Partied till bout 11.30. By the time we got to Harbourfront it was alr 12+.
I cabbed home.
Something happened at harbourfront before i left,
Fucking retarded.
Whats their motive?
Fierce?
Why must it happen infront of everyone in public?
What if someone got hurt.
Retarded.
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This was taken during lesson.
Sarokok! Sarokok!
Today was really boring i swear.
Reeeeely.
DOTA-ed a little in school was the only highlight.
My phone got confiscated by the BSE module lecturer.
WHY?
Because i asked A'an to snap a photo.
Than, that mofo heard the shutter sound and said,
''Hilmi, can i have the phone.''
Fucktard!
But after sweet-talking things out with him,
i got my phone back.
SCARED RIGHT?! kiwak.
Hmm after sch was even more boring.
There were only 3 pips left at 201, Didi, An and yours truely.
So we met up with the SE girls at 300+ and after a really good laughing session,
we got hungry and went central for dinner.
Ate, talk, talk talk till like 7+ then i left cus i wanted to get a haircut.
Reached Bishan and met up with my aunt to get a haircut FOC.
Aunt: What style?
Me: Dunno leh. Errr...
Aunt: i give u 5secs to decide, if not, Botak. (She'll really do it)
Me: Nono! Err, short short.
Aunt: okay i layer for u.
Me: Anything u, as long as its a decent cut.
Aunt: i style abit for u.
ME: anything anything.
i wasnt paying any attention on what style she was cutting.
10mins went by.
Me: WOW wee!
Aunt: Nice right? i know.
Me: Like bowl sia.
Aunt: Cute what.
End ENd END!
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Phew, just came back from sarokok session along the corridor.
Today was really crazy.
I represented the MALE SEX from my class to do some acting thingy.
Damm fun! but stupid.
U gotta like use body language to imitate the words that were given.
PURE BODEH LANGUAGE
yup.
So i did the usual stupid faces but the guys amazingly guessed correctly.
There was the word ''Flirt''
So i went up to this girl in class, sat on her table and gave her that horny look.
FTW! damm funny bodo! haahah.
In the end the girls still won. As usual.
After school went 201 to chill.
Later that evening, the guys played some stupid card game with a forfeit for the looser.
Luckily when i lost during my turn, my forfeit was to lick the wall.
Not too bad.
Aini had to lick the fucken tree and had to do some other stupid thingy i forgot.
A'an had to kiss the fucken dirty floor.
Lin had to grind. But i think she enjoyed it. hahah i think.
Awesome day. Sorry no pics.
Shouldve snapped a shot when Aini was licking the tree. Nasty.
Ahaha in the end, the police came.
We were screened.
Talked abit then left.
I dont know bout the guys but i had fun.
Kay im tired pips.
Nights!
iv missed u
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Wadup!
Hmmm i dont really know what to blog about today.
But since SOME people are forcing me to update, here goes.
Err i had a paper today, OFA (Business application)
One word, FUCK!
The exam requires you to type out some nonsense using some format.
Sounds easy? U try.
Hahaha i sucks big time. Like bangla shit sia.
And let me share with u a really fucked up scenario:
Peter. A determined young chap who was so determined to end
the never ending battle with the sinister Dr.OFA.
And yes, he fought with all his might. Every second went by with bloodshed.
After a grueling 45mins through the battle, Peter was finally OWNING.
Striking the keyboard with his immensely powerful and swift fingers.
Dr.OFA was sure to lose. As Peter was about to give
the final blow with the word ''Manager'',
Dr.OFA, using his dark spell, casted darkness over Peter's helpless monitor.
THEN?! Out of the fucking blue, everything went blank.
Dr.OFA had once again escaped defeat.
All that was left at that point of time, was the painful silence
and poor Peter's cries of sorrow echoing through the Com Lab, room B6303.
Based on a true story, and u better believe it.
Fucking Hell!
Stupid Desktop!
Stupid CPU!
Stupid OFA!
And Most importantly, Stupid Invigilator.
My almost completed assignment 1 was gone in just a blink.
And best still, it wasnt saved.
So i had to fucking redo everything from scratch!
ARH! THE PAIN!
What made it worse, the invigilator was VIVA LA STUPID!
All he said when he saw the blank screen was, ''Oh.''
WTF was that!?
Okay okay nvm nvm.
School ended at like 1 today.
So we had all the time in the world to crap around and hang out after sch.
Damn, i was suppose to go SP for soccer with gang. Sorry MUS!
So we hung out, chit chat, napped awhile.
yeah typical day, awesome.
i only want to see you happy thats all.Im nobody.
Lets forget everything that we had in the past.
Everything.
Your smile brightens up my day.Really.
Just live your life the way u want it.
Im happy only when you're happy.
U always say you're hurting us, me.
But im the one whose hurting u.
So its best this way i guess.
Hey dudes and dudettes.
Just reached home like 5mins ago. Tired tired but still Blog because why?
People say my blog is on the brink of death.
Its pulse rate was very very slow and almost the heartbeat machine thingy
was almost flat.
I performed CPR and tried to revive this piece of shit.
No use No use...
After a billion voltage jolt, its heartbeat began to race.
Super fast, till i had no choice but to stab it with a knife bout 9 times
and TADA! its back to normal. OKay, lame lame. sanks.
Fuck laaah tmr exams. BSE (business environment) which i hardly
even know anything about.
Die.
Lets talk bout today.
School as usual, lots of laughter and Dota.
Slacked at our home ground 201. Chilled.
I wasnt in a good mood though.
Half the time i was literally emotionless.
Nvm nvm.
Fucked hell to the deep hole of the sunken treasure of Tajmahal.
Kay now im really tired. Really. And iv got shit loads to study.
Nights ppl.
i know u say u forgive me. But deep down inside who knows.
i admit i was wrong and it shouldnt have turned out this way.
U say its partly your fault, but still, u didnt deserve the
way i treated u. im sorry really. from the bottom of my heart.
Once members, always members. And im not quite ready
yet to lose a member like u. Especially u.
Hilmi is sorry.
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Hey people of the giggle of the cripple of the tripple nipple society. jkjk
Fuck, today wasnt one of those good problem-free days.
Got so fucking worked up for some reason which i do not wanna mention.
Fuck la... nvm nvm fuck it fuck it.
Hmmm, today we were suppose to present some project thingy.
It didnt go so well, fucken pissed off.
I just cant wait for the freeeeking holidays to come.
We really need some time to chill and relax.
Get drunk and forget the world.
Yeah, good idea huh.. Soon soon i hope. Damn i just love the guys in school.
Awesome people bunch of uncivilized apes. Ahaha. really awesome.
Kay im getting tired. Nights Bitchezzzzzzzzz.
Oh and im sorry for what i did, im feeling guilty as hell. im sorry.
i understand if ure not gonna forgive me, its okay. its really alright.
